Posted in December 6th, 2009
Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes.
Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not.
David
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Nick Clegg and The Liberal Democrats are all useless prats who want to REPLACE THE POUND WITH THE EURO AND WHO WANT TO REDUCE THE STOCK OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS
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I’M A VERY BAD DEPUTY PRIME MINSTER THAT IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER TOLD THE TRUTH
LOVE FROM NICK CLEGG
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HARROGATE & KNARESBOROUGH HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY FOR THESE FEW MONTHS BECAUSE WE HAVE BETTER ECONOMY, A BETTER SOCIETY AND CLEANER STREETS THATS DOWN TO THE FACT THAT WE HAVE GONE FROM LIBERAL DEMOCRAT TO
CONSERVATIVE FACT NOT OPINION
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Nick used to ride his bicyle proudly to the Houses of Parliament very day. When he looked own, he saw one pair of ‘cojones.
When he rides to work at Parliament nowadays and looks down, he sees two pairs of ‘cojones’.
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A little boy goes to see his dad and says, “Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?”
His father replies, “Sure, son. What’s the question?”
The little boy says, “What is politics?”
“Well son, let’s take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let’s call me ‘Gordon Brown.’ Your mother is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her ‘Alistair Darling.’ We take care of your needs, so we’ll call you ‘The People.’ We’ll call the maid ‘The Working Class,’ and your baby brother we can call ‘The Future.’ Do you understand, son?
“I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”
That night, awakened by his baby brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
“Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.”
“Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”
“Well, dad, while Gordon Brown is screwing the Working Class, Alistair Darling is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of shit.
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