Since the articles and comments on the site are really serious I thought I’d give you guys the chance to lighten the mood a little with a page to post political jokes.
Feel free to post comments on amusing political things, real or not.
David
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BNP Joke – Immigrants Rush To Join BNP
Following a change to its constitution the British National Party has been swamped with applications for membership from immigrants.
Recent arrivals to the UK have identified the BNP as the one party where they can truly make a difference.
In a few weeks time Nick Griffin will stand for re-election as leader against Mr Mohammad Abbassi, originally from Afghanistan.
If Mr Abbassi wins he believes that he will become Prime Minister within 5 years.
“The BNP is the party that has opened its doors to immigrants.
Membership had been small, but we have flooded in and created a true mass political movement.”
The BNP has seen many of its policies altered by its new membership. The party is in favour of no border controls whatsoever and no longer wants to send any foreigners back to their country of origin.
British people have responded by seeking forced emigration in a bid to escape and try to build a new life elsewhere.
It is not just one time right wing activists who are angry at these developments. Left wing protesters have little to demonstrate against.
One member of the Socialist Workers Party said “What do we want? A strong fascist party. When do we want it? Now!”
By trying to become a mainstream political party the BNP has cut its own throat.
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Here’s a couple of quotes: -
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
‘If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it’s in English, thank a soldier’
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Not a political joke, but still funny.
I’m going through my websites stats and earnings for last year and realised something funny.
My websites received over 5,000,000 visitors last year, over 5 times (some will be repeat visitors, so maybe 2-3 times) as many people saw my online content compared to how many people voted BNP in the European elections :-)
I have a classic literature site for example that received over 1,000,000 visitors.
Maybe I should start my own political party :-)
LOL
David
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BNP in move to deport Doctor Who
At a news conference held at BNP head quarters-the 17th century- BNP leader Nick Griffin announced his parties plans to deport the Doctor if elected. The Doctor who is currently leading the UK opinion polls is originally from the planet Galiffrey which according to the BNP makes the Doctor an illegal asylum seeker.
“Basically, this Doctor fellow shows up on our shores pays no tax and the good working class British heros are supposed to tollerate this?” Griffin continues “the BNP is the only party who is willing to stand up and say its time to take our land back from immigrant Time Lords.”
In an on the street interview BNP supporter Anne Oldbiddy said “well I think its about time someone finally said it. I have never seen Doctor Who as it is on the Communist BBC but this Doctor chap should leave us alone. All I am saying is we never had his sort before the war.”
It’s ALL TRUE really it is, you can trust me, read the rest of the article for yourself you won’t believe how true it is,
Source: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i66278
Well if the BNP can put out any old crap and claim it’s the gods honest truth guv why can’t I ?
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NOW WHAT IS MP,s TITLE
Yes, we are going to vote for the 2010, however now,the MP’s claim expenses scandal has removed honourable title from honourable members, I am a bit confused on what title name to use to address the MP,s. What title should be use to address MP,s after the MP,s chaeting. A question from a book: CIVILISED SOCIETY by Ambrose Onyekwere
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Party leaders should ask the question please. post it to their websites.
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John C and Aba london, you both use the same IP address, so are the same person.
Please don’t post a question and answer it with a different user name. It’s sad.
Irritating thing is it’s an OK question as well, don’t get why you did it? Others will agree with you, many MPs no longer deserve the title honourable!
David
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David the leader or any David asked my question. I said i will vote for the party leader that ask my question. i have one vote but has many friends vote.
Which david is this?
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Here is my homewritten political joke, I put a lot of thought and effort into it….
“Gordon Brown”
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You have way too much spare time on your hands, try again when you can do a better job of running the country. TWAT!
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